Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Art = Truth = Life

I thought I'd use the massive popularity of this blog to showcase some of my poetry. Bear with me, this one is still a work in progress. I was really trying to evoke the fragility of the human condition, and explore the notion that what we perceive as "reality" is so much more than "subjective", it's actually "truth".


CONFIGURATE
by Duncan Pelletier (should I go all lower case, cummings style? What do you think? either way...)

My butt poops
with a farty smell.
The shit is a poop
and looks like brown.
Rich, dark,
chocolatey turds.
I am poop,
poop is me and we are married
eternal
like a sacrament.
I likey poop farts
and bum-bum squeezies
with logs performing an exodus
from my hole (butt-hole)
to splash into a porcelain sea.
The beauty of shit.
The fragrance of balls.
Balls and shit poop are hairy,
hairy poop chunks.
Puke on the shit.
Mix the puke-shit with balls.
Wipe my balls on a hobo.
Are we?
We are, so very much,
a poop butt.
Fart a shit in a butt butt poop dick.
Also, boobs.


So what do you guys think? This is only a 5th draft, so go easy. Let me know.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Incredibly, even more FREE BAND NAMES

The Hellatubbies
Shakespeare's Dick
Death Pig
Knights of Paris Forever
Lion Eyes
Lionize
If You've Goth It, Haunt It
Blud Klot
i will scream the truth and i will not be silenced
Spleenkill
Perforate
Trial by Firefly
The Monkey Jumpers
Sklint
The New Sweetwater Canyon River Town Junction Boys
Parson Arson
Happy Fucking Birthday Stephanie You Bitch
A Breath of Fresh
Sarah Palindromemordnilap Haras
Anna's Thong: A Tribute to Silverchair and Sisqo
Crunchy Funk Easy Times Yeah Dude
g/l/i/m/m/e/r
The Capital Lists
The Todd Biggins Band
Clunderpus

Happy weekend, y'all!

Friday, March 11, 2011

FREE BAND NAMES

Toast
Goblinshit
Pigeonhole
Smash Mouth
Spank Dick
The Breast Friends
Fart to Fart
Still, Life
Weaponized Whiteness
Whispers of Banglage
The Thin Mints
Control Alt Defeat
Deep Blue Something
Gamestate
Wart is Hell
We Are
The Price is Write
Switchback Alley
The Jeggings
Johnny Disappointment and the Letdowns
Shoobie Doobie
Sonlight
The Ass Cranberries
Brainhole
Friendly Napalm Strike
Tits, Slits and Other Bits
Foghat
Hambooger
The Nameless
Cock of the Rock
The Smoove n' Creamies
Tiger Stew
Johnny Grand and the Canyons
Chevy Chaste
Cool White Guy Sleepover Party
Boob Cube
Rasta Pasta and the Jahs
The Dongs
The Cockblock Blockers
Me No Know
Anus Christmas
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Herpes
Dead Fat Chick
Funk Dust
Tugget
Skinscreen
V3
onetwothreebang
Nuffin Muffin
Schindler's Setlist
2th Paced
Slinder
Tel Aviv I Said Hi
Will They Won't They
Smelly Cat
Sin Deisel
Sideways Sideways is Right Side Up
The Diary of Anne Spank
Hoobastank
The Spin Doctors
Rage Against the Machine
Nine Inch Nails
The Beatles
Aaron Neville

enjoy, guys!!! you're welcome.